1 00:00:02,967 --> 00:00:03,800 Man, that was good. 2 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:05,067 Thanks for the lunch, aunt ella. 3 00:00:05,067 --> 00:00:06,267 Yeah, mom, that chili was 4 00:00:06,267 --> 00:00:07,200 Banging. 5 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:08,067 Thank you. 6 00:00:08,067 --> 00:00:08,833 Pops is gonna be sorry 7 00:00:08,833 --> 00:00:10,000 He missed this. 8 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,167 Where is uncle curtis anyway? 9 00:00:11,167 --> 00:00:12,100 I don't know. 10 00:00:12,100 --> 00:00:13,467 He left out early this morning, 11 00:00:13,467 --> 00:00:14,300 Did not tell me where he was 12 00:00:14,300 --> 00:00:15,333 Going. 13 00:00:15,333 --> 00:00:16,133 I thought you guys may have 14 00:00:16,133 --> 00:00:17,100 Known. 15 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:18,000 No. Mnh-mnh. 16 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,300 He didn't say anything. 17 00:00:19,300 --> 00:00:20,133 Well, listen, I'll call him 18 00:00:20,133 --> 00:00:21,067 Later. 19 00:00:21,067 --> 00:00:24,133 Don't tell bart I made chili 20 00:00:24,133 --> 00:00:25,533 Because the last time, he 21 00:00:25,533 --> 00:00:29,800 Cleaned me out. 22 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:30,833 And that chili cleaned him 23 00:00:30,833 --> 00:00:31,767 Out, too. 24 00:00:31,767 --> 00:00:33,767 [ laughter ] 25 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:34,800 Biological warfare got 26 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:36,300 Nothing on him. 27 00:00:36,300 --> 00:00:38,000 Wait a minute, calvin. 28 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,700 You're watching the news now? 29 00:00:39,700 --> 00:00:40,600 Oh, nah. Nah. 30 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:41,567 This girl I'm trying to get with 31 00:00:41,567 --> 00:00:44,833 Works for homeland security. 32 00:00:44,833 --> 00:00:45,967 So you know me. 33 00:00:45,967 --> 00:00:48,533 I've been studying up. 34 00:00:48,533 --> 00:00:49,367 You're silly. 35 00:00:49,367 --> 00:00:50,867 You are silly. 36 00:00:50,867 --> 00:00:52,400 Oh, c.J., I meant to tell you, 37 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:54,367 I-I spoke with janine the other 38 00:00:54,367 --> 00:00:55,833 Day. 39 00:00:55,833 --> 00:00:57,433 So? 40 00:00:57,433 --> 00:00:58,500 C.J., I just wanted you to 41 00:00:58,500 --> 00:01:01,367 Know that she's still in rehab, 42 00:01:01,367 --> 00:01:03,200 And she's doing much better. 43 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:04,067 Aunt ella, we went through 44 00:01:04,067 --> 00:01:05,500 This already. 45 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:07,267 If you choose to hang out with 46 00:01:07,267 --> 00:01:08,833 My ex-wife and keep in touch 47 00:01:08,833 --> 00:01:11,700 With her, that's on you, but me 48 00:01:11,700 --> 00:01:13,067 And the kids have moved on. 49 00:01:13,067 --> 00:01:14,700 C.J.! 50 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:16,100 Grr! 51 00:01:16,100 --> 00:01:18,800 [ laughter ] 52 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:21,933 No. No. 53 00:01:21,933 --> 00:01:23,100 Uncle curtis, man, you look 54 00:01:23,100 --> 00:01:24,400 Like a walking advertisement for 55 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:25,600 "Cats" -- a stumbling 56 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:28,600 Advertisement. 57 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:29,933 Shut up. You're a hater. 58 00:01:29,933 --> 00:01:31,967 I'm not advertising "Cats." 59 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:33,700 This is my panther. 60 00:01:33,700 --> 00:01:35,333 These are panther clothes. 61 00:01:35,333 --> 00:01:36,733 I got to look the part. 62 00:01:36,733 --> 00:01:37,867 [ laughs ] 63 00:01:37,867 --> 00:01:38,700 Oh, so you joined the black 64 00:01:38,700 --> 00:01:39,367 Panthers. 65 00:01:39,367 --> 00:01:40,500 Has the revolution begun? 66 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:44,633 Power to the people. 67 00:01:44,633 --> 00:01:45,600 Okay, son, it's good to know 68 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:46,700 You studying your black history 69 00:01:46,700 --> 00:01:47,700 In school. 70 00:01:47,700 --> 00:01:48,500 Oh, no. 71 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:49,300 This -- this young lady I'm 72 00:01:49,300 --> 00:01:50,133 Trying to get with, she works 73 00:01:50,133 --> 00:01:53,200 For the naacp. 74 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,933 You're an idiot. 75 00:01:54,933 --> 00:01:58,167 No, this goes with my black, 76 00:01:58,167 --> 00:02:01,267 Chromed-out, fully-loaded 77 00:02:01,267 --> 00:02:03,400 Panther motorcycle. 78 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,433 Vroom, vroom! 79 00:02:06,433 --> 00:02:08,067 Baby, baby! 80 00:02:08,067 --> 00:02:09,333 [ laughs ] 81 00:02:19,967 --> 00:02:21,200 Come on. Come on. 82 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:22,200 Come on. Come on. Come on. 83 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:23,467 Ooh. Ooh. Ooh! 84 00:02:23,467 --> 00:02:24,133 Ooh, that's nice. 85 00:02:24,133 --> 00:02:25,067 That's nice. 86 00:02:25,067 --> 00:02:27,067 Hoo! 87 00:02:27,067 --> 00:02:28,267 Curtis, have you lost your 88 00:02:28,267 --> 00:02:29,500 Mind? 89 00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:30,500 Pops, you rolling like this? 90 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:31,233 Hold on. 91 00:02:31,233 --> 00:02:32,100 Let me take this for a spin. 92 00:02:32,100 --> 00:02:33,267 No, hold on. Don't you -- 93 00:02:33,267 --> 00:02:34,567 I don't want -- 94 00:02:34,567 --> 00:02:35,700 I don't want you spinning. 95 00:02:35,700 --> 00:02:36,567 I don't want you talking. 96 00:02:36,567 --> 00:02:37,400 I don't want you breathing on 97 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:38,133 My bike. 98 00:02:38,133 --> 00:02:40,067 You heard me? 99 00:02:40,067 --> 00:02:41,367 Oh. 100 00:02:41,367 --> 00:02:42,233 This thing must have cost a 101 00:02:42,233 --> 00:02:43,067 Grip. 102 00:02:43,067 --> 00:02:44,600 It did, and I think I'm worth 103 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:46,233 A grip. 104 00:02:46,233 --> 00:02:49,300 No. You're losing a grip on 105 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:51,233 Reality if you think you're 106 00:02:51,233 --> 00:02:53,633 Gonna keep this bike. 107 00:02:53,633 --> 00:02:54,500 Baby, I got a little piece of 108 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:55,433 Reality for you. 109 00:02:55,433 --> 00:02:56,567 The bike stays. 110 00:02:56,567 --> 00:02:57,700 Curtis. 111 00:02:57,700 --> 00:02:58,700 That's my cue. 112 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:00,800 I got to go pick up nicole. 113 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:02,333 Yeah, I'm right behind you. 114 00:03:02,333 --> 00:03:03,733 I'm late for work. 115 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:04,900 You can it from your hand and 116 00:03:04,900 --> 00:03:05,600 Put it... 117 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:06,933 Don't touch the bike! 118 00:03:06,933 --> 00:03:07,800 Got their hands all over my 119 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:08,667 Bike, baby. 120 00:03:08,667 --> 00:03:09,333 Curtis. 121 00:03:09,333 --> 00:03:10,067 Yeah? 122 00:03:10,067 --> 00:03:10,967 Move. 123 00:03:10,967 --> 00:03:11,767 What? 124 00:03:11,767 --> 00:03:14,833 We cannot afford this bike. 125 00:03:14,833 --> 00:03:15,667 Yeah, we can, baby. 126 00:03:15,667 --> 00:03:16,467 What are you talking about? 127 00:03:16,467 --> 00:03:17,500 That's what we got a 401(k) 128 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:19,500 Plan. 129 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:21,600 Oh, hey! What? 130 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:22,767 Okay, curtis, wait a minute. 131 00:03:22,767 --> 00:03:24,200 You were not supposed to use 132 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:25,133 That money. 133 00:03:25,133 --> 00:03:27,233 That is our retirement money. 134 00:03:27,233 --> 00:03:28,233 Everybody who contributes to 135 00:03:28,233 --> 00:03:29,533 The retirement money, raise your 136 00:03:29,533 --> 00:03:32,800 Hand. 137 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:34,067 Okay. Huh! 138 00:03:34,067 --> 00:03:35,533 Everyone who wants their funeral 139 00:03:35,533 --> 00:03:37,533 Today, leave your hand up. 140 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:42,133 Oh, come on, ella! 141 00:03:42,133 --> 00:03:43,800 Come on, baby! 142 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:45,100 Who says we gonna even live long 143 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:45,933 Enough to get that retirement 144 00:03:45,933 --> 00:03:48,200 Money? 145 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:49,567 You are so selfish. 146 00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:53,267 I'm not selfish. 147 00:03:53,267 --> 00:03:54,167 I got you something. 148 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:55,767 I got you something. 149 00:03:55,767 --> 00:03:56,900 I something for you -- a nice 150 00:03:56,900 --> 00:03:57,967 Coffee mug. 151 00:03:57,967 --> 00:03:59,200 It came with the motorcycle. 152 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:00,367 Mm-hmm. 153 00:04:00,367 --> 00:04:02,433 [ laughs ] 154 00:04:02,433 --> 00:04:03,467 If I wasn't a christian, 155 00:04:03,467 --> 00:04:04,400 Curtis, I'd tell you where you 156 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:07,267 Can put that mug. 157 00:04:07,267 --> 00:04:08,100 Why don't you go on and say 158 00:04:08,100 --> 00:04:08,933 It, ella? 159 00:04:08,933 --> 00:04:11,133 Now, ella! Go on and say it. 160 00:04:11,133 --> 00:04:12,067 God know what you're thinking 161 00:04:12,067 --> 00:04:13,800 Anyway. 162 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:14,833 That's what they said in, uh, 163 00:04:14,833 --> 00:04:19,200 Uh, uh, uh, one of them books. 164 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:20,600 Uncle curtis, whose 165 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:21,367 Motorcycle is that parked 166 00:04:21,367 --> 00:04:22,233 Outside? 167 00:04:22,233 --> 00:04:23,733 The player in the house. 168 00:04:23,733 --> 00:04:25,833 [ laughs ] 169 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:27,233 That's nice. 170 00:04:27,233 --> 00:04:28,167 Hey, yo, son, you're getting 171 00:04:28,167 --> 00:04:29,333 Mad props for that one right 172 00:04:29,333 --> 00:04:30,067 There, son. 173 00:04:30,067 --> 00:04:31,100 Real talk. 174 00:04:31,100 --> 00:04:34,633 Who the hell are you? 175 00:04:34,633 --> 00:04:35,967 This is my friend kyle. 176 00:04:35,967 --> 00:04:37,067 He's from new york. 177 00:04:37,067 --> 00:04:37,967 He just moved in with his auntie 178 00:04:37,967 --> 00:04:39,200 Down the street. 179 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:40,067 You know I'm representing 180 00:04:40,067 --> 00:04:41,367 That nyc, baby. 181 00:04:41,367 --> 00:04:44,067 The boogie down. 182 00:04:44,067 --> 00:04:46,200 Is he jamaican? 183 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:47,300 The boogie what? 184 00:04:47,300 --> 00:04:48,400 I'm from the bronx, man, 185 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:49,800 The boogie down, son. 186 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:50,900 Okay, you got one more time 187 00:04:50,900 --> 00:04:56,200 To call me "Son," son! 188 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:57,167 Man, you know, I wish I was 189 00:04:57,167 --> 00:04:57,967 From new york. 190 00:04:57,967 --> 00:04:59,067 You know, man, y'all -- y'all 191 00:04:59,067 --> 00:04:59,767 Know the latest slang and 192 00:04:59,767 --> 00:05:00,867 Everything. 193 00:05:00,867 --> 00:05:02,467 You get to ride the subway. 194 00:05:02,467 --> 00:05:03,800 You know, your gear is always 195 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:04,733 Tight, you know? 196 00:05:04,733 --> 00:05:05,600 They don't even sell that in our 197 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:06,300 Mall yet. 198 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:07,067 They don't, man. 199 00:05:07,067 --> 00:05:07,800 I mean, I feel you, though, 200 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:08,433 Dawg-- real talk. 201 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:09,500 I mean, we do get everything, 202 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:10,800 Pretty much -- everything. 203 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:11,600 Yeah, apparently get 204 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:14,600 Everything but pants that fit. 205 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:15,800 Now, look, I don't get to show 206 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:17,067 My drawers in my house. 207 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:18,133 You don't get to show your 208 00:05:18,133 --> 00:05:20,100 Drawers in my house, so pull 209 00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:21,367 Your pants up. 210 00:05:21,367 --> 00:05:22,100 Look, I ain't mean no 211 00:05:22,100 --> 00:05:23,067 Disrespect, son. 212 00:05:23,067 --> 00:05:24,467 He said it. He said it. 213 00:05:24,467 --> 00:05:25,367 I'm-a pour this hot coffee -- 214 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:26,567 I mean sir! I mean sir! 215 00:05:26,567 --> 00:05:28,267 Sir! Sir! Sir! 216 00:05:31,067 --> 00:05:31,900 When did you and your auntie 217 00:05:31,900 --> 00:05:32,733 Move to the neighborhood? 218 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:33,567 My auntie, she had already 219 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:35,067 Lived down here, but I moved 220 00:05:35,067 --> 00:05:36,767 Down with my mom, who went into 221 00:05:36,767 --> 00:05:37,533 Rehab. 222 00:05:37,533 --> 00:05:38,267 Your mom's in rehab? 223 00:05:38,267 --> 00:05:39,067 Yes, sir. 224 00:05:39,067 --> 00:05:39,967 Oh, okay. 225 00:05:39,967 --> 00:05:40,900 Well, that makes sense. 226 00:05:40,900 --> 00:05:42,067 Malik, you and boogie boy do 227 00:05:42,067 --> 00:05:43,433 Have something in common. 228 00:05:43,433 --> 00:05:44,533 How is that? 229 00:05:44,533 --> 00:05:45,433 Both of your mamas got the 230 00:05:45,433 --> 00:05:47,167 Same hobby. 231 00:05:47,167 --> 00:05:48,767 [imitates flame igniting] 232 00:05:52,367 --> 00:05:53,167 [imitating holding in smoke] 233 00:05:53,167 --> 00:05:53,867 I'm gonna run outside. 234 00:05:53,867 --> 00:05:56,233 I'll see y'all in a minute. 235 00:05:57,567 --> 00:05:58,233 I'm gonna get 236 00:05:58,233 --> 00:05:58,967 Some extra cash. 237 00:05:58,967 --> 00:06:00,433 Fellas, what's going on? 238 00:06:00,433 --> 00:06:04,767 Both: it's a'ight. 239 00:06:04,767 --> 00:06:06,067 Oh, uh, hi, ms. Jaimeson. 240 00:06:06,067 --> 00:06:07,067 Hi. 241 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:07,867 This is my friend kyle. 242 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:10,600 He's from the boogie down. 243 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:11,867 Nice to meet you. 244 00:06:11,867 --> 00:06:13,900 Yo, what it do, ma? 245 00:06:13,900 --> 00:06:18,633 Oh, it -- it do all right. 246 00:06:18,633 --> 00:06:20,067 Hey, daddy, can I go with you 247 00:06:20,067 --> 00:06:24,667 Because these two, they bore me. 248 00:06:24,667 --> 00:06:25,767 Is that all right with you? 249 00:06:25,767 --> 00:06:26,633 No, I don't mind. 250 00:06:26,633 --> 00:06:27,667 I'd love for her to come. 251 00:06:27,667 --> 00:06:29,267 Come on. 252 00:06:29,267 --> 00:06:30,767 I'm riding shotgun! 253 00:06:33,733 --> 00:06:35,100 That I mind. 254 00:06:42,333 --> 00:06:43,400 Yo, son, man, I'm whupping 255 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:44,567 Your behind. 256 00:06:44,567 --> 00:06:45,733 Please, man. 257 00:06:45,733 --> 00:06:46,667 I'm beating you so bad, you 258 00:06:46,667 --> 00:06:47,567 Might as well just call me your 259 00:06:47,567 --> 00:06:52,167 Daddy, son. 260 00:06:52,167 --> 00:06:54,167 That's game, baby. 261 00:06:54,167 --> 00:06:56,600 Ella! Ella! Whoo! 262 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:57,400 What is it, curtis? 263 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:58,200 Hey, baby, whoo! 264 00:06:58,200 --> 00:06:59,067 What's wrong? 265 00:06:59,067 --> 00:07:00,167 Hey! 266 00:07:00,167 --> 00:07:02,800 Kitty is smooth and fast, you 267 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:03,800 Heard me? 268 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:04,567 Wait a minute. 269 00:07:04,567 --> 00:07:05,867 You named her "Kitty"? 270 00:07:05,867 --> 00:07:06,800 Yeah! 271 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,367 That's 'cause kitty is my baby. 272 00:07:08,367 --> 00:07:09,467 [ laughs ] 273 00:07:09,467 --> 00:07:11,067 Baby, that thing's so fast, it 274 00:07:11,067 --> 00:07:11,933 Reminds me of you before you got 275 00:07:11,933 --> 00:07:14,833 Saved. 276 00:07:14,833 --> 00:07:15,833 Ooh! 277 00:07:15,833 --> 00:07:17,933 It went from zero to 60 in 278 00:07:17,933 --> 00:07:18,800 6 seconds. 279 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:19,733 Ooh! 280 00:07:19,733 --> 00:07:20,533 Like you did on our wedding 281 00:07:20,533 --> 00:07:22,567 Night. 282 00:07:23,567 --> 00:07:26,633 Oh, forget you. 283 00:07:26,633 --> 00:07:27,800 [ laughs ] 284 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:29,633 Curtis, don't come in here 285 00:07:29,633 --> 00:07:31,333 Talking about that stupid bike, 286 00:07:31,333 --> 00:07:32,767 And please stop bragging about 287 00:07:32,767 --> 00:07:34,400 How fast it is in front of these 288 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:35,633 Boys. 289 00:07:35,633 --> 00:07:36,767 They don't care about it. 290 00:07:36,767 --> 00:07:38,700 Malik, hey, baby, y'all cut 291 00:07:38,700 --> 00:07:40,500 That off and go on outside. 292 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:42,700 Yo, auntie, yo, I mean, ain't 293 00:07:42,700 --> 00:07:43,667 Nothing popping off outside, 294 00:07:43,667 --> 00:07:44,800 Son. 295 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:47,067 Hey, yo, true that, son. 296 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:50,433 Oh, son. 297 00:07:50,433 --> 00:07:52,067 You best to go outside, son, 298 00:07:52,067 --> 00:07:53,700 Before auntie drop you. 299 00:07:53,700 --> 00:07:54,567 Okay. 300 00:07:54,567 --> 00:07:55,300 True that? 301 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:56,333 True that. 302 00:07:56,333 --> 00:07:58,667 True that, dawg. 303 00:07:58,667 --> 00:07:59,600 What you looking at? 304 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:01,700 What you looking at, son? 305 00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:03,200 And pull your pants up! 306 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:08,933 Hey, baby, for a truce, I'm 307 00:08:08,933 --> 00:08:10,233 Taking you for a ride. 308 00:08:10,233 --> 00:08:10,967 Vroom, vroom. 309 00:08:10,967 --> 00:08:11,867 Curtis, curtis... 310 00:08:11,867 --> 00:08:13,333 I ain't -- curtis! 311 00:08:13,333 --> 00:08:14,133 What? 312 00:08:14,133 --> 00:08:15,067 I ain't gonna ever gonna ride 313 00:08:15,067 --> 00:08:15,733 On that bike with you. 314 00:08:15,733 --> 00:08:16,533 Come on. 315 00:08:16,533 --> 00:08:17,500 Ella, come on, baby. 316 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:18,700 I'm telling you, once you ride 317 00:08:18,700 --> 00:08:20,100 On it, you get to know kitty, 318 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:20,967 You get to know her, you're 319 00:08:20,967 --> 00:08:21,767 Gonna love her. 320 00:08:21,767 --> 00:08:23,500 Curtis, I'm serious. 321 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:24,733 That bike has to go back. 322 00:08:24,733 --> 00:08:26,067 It's too expensive. 323 00:08:26,067 --> 00:08:27,233 It's too dangerous, and you 324 00:08:27,233 --> 00:08:29,367 Look too foolish. 325 00:08:29,367 --> 00:08:31,233 You just hating on me, ella. 326 00:08:31,233 --> 00:08:32,100 [ laughs ] 327 00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:32,867 Hey, the guys at the fire 328 00:08:32,867 --> 00:08:33,967 Station, they agree with me. 329 00:08:33,967 --> 00:08:36,467 They think I should keep it. 330 00:08:36,467 --> 00:08:37,267 Oh, the guys at the fire 331 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:37,833 Station... 332 00:08:37,833 --> 00:08:38,533 Yup. 333 00:08:38,533 --> 00:08:39,600 ...They agree with you? 334 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:41,533 They say you should keep it. 335 00:08:41,533 --> 00:08:43,433 Do they cook for you, curtis? 336 00:08:43,433 --> 00:08:44,800 Do they wash your laundry, 337 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:46,433 Curtis? 338 00:08:46,433 --> 00:08:48,300 Do they clean up after you, 339 00:08:48,300 --> 00:08:50,200 Curtis? 340 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:51,333 The bike has to go back. 341 00:08:54,733 --> 00:08:55,467 All right. 342 00:08:55,467 --> 00:08:56,400 I'm -- I'm -- I'm-a think about 343 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:57,533 It. 344 00:08:57,533 --> 00:08:58,600 But I'm gonna be riding while 345 00:08:58,600 --> 00:08:59,633 I'm thinking. 346 00:08:59,633 --> 00:09:01,267 [ laughs ] 347 00:09:03,700 --> 00:09:04,800 Let me go holler at kitty real 348 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:06,067 Quick. 349 00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:11,133 Ooh! Ooh! 350 00:09:11,133 --> 00:09:14,133 Somebody stole my kitty! 351 00:09:17,333 --> 00:09:22,200 [ laughs ] 352 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:23,633 That's what you get. 353 00:09:27,967 --> 00:09:31,133 Aah! Kitty! 354 00:09:31,133 --> 00:09:34,900 Kitty! Aah! 355 00:09:36,433 --> 00:09:38,200 This is a bad dream! 356 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:41,267 Maybe she went to the bathroom. 357 00:09:41,267 --> 00:09:44,267 Baby, somebody stole kitty! 358 00:09:44,267 --> 00:09:45,167 Say something! 359 00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:46,500 Something! 360 00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:47,500 All right? 361 00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:48,600 Curtis, it serves you right. 362 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,267 Buying the bike was wrong. 363 00:09:50,267 --> 00:09:53,067 God don't like ugly. 364 00:09:53,067 --> 00:09:53,800 Well, you being real ugly 365 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:56,300 Right now, ella. 366 00:09:56,300 --> 00:09:57,333 Well, come on. Come on. 367 00:09:57,333 --> 00:09:58,567 We got to say a prayer. 368 00:09:58,567 --> 00:09:59,367 Okay. 369 00:09:59,367 --> 00:10:00,233 Dear god, I know -- I know my 370 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:01,200 Error of my ways, and I'm gonna 371 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,567 Change if you bring kitty back. 372 00:10:02,567 --> 00:10:03,367 Okay, baby, you can't con 373 00:10:03,367 --> 00:10:03,900 God. 374 00:10:03,900 --> 00:10:04,700 You sure? 375 00:10:04,700 --> 00:10:05,433 Okay 'cause he's smart. 376 00:10:05,433 --> 00:10:06,400 Boy, you can't do that with him. 377 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:07,167 Thank you. Thank you. 378 00:10:07,167 --> 00:10:08,167 Thank you, god. 379 00:10:08,167 --> 00:10:11,667 * the devil thought he had me * 380 00:10:11,667 --> 00:10:16,967 * I better run * 381 00:10:16,967 --> 00:10:19,300 Quit playing, ella! 382 00:10:19,300 --> 00:10:20,300 I got to call the police. 383 00:10:20,300 --> 00:10:23,267 Curt -- oh! 384 00:10:23,267 --> 00:10:24,567 Help me. 385 00:10:24,567 --> 00:10:26,033 What's the number to 911? 386 00:10:26,033 --> 00:10:27,033 911. 387 00:10:27,033 --> 00:10:28,100 Yeah. Okay. 388 00:10:28,100 --> 00:10:30,267 I can't even think straight. 389 00:10:30,267 --> 00:10:31,100 Poor kitty, she's probably 390 00:10:31,100 --> 00:10:32,967 Scared. 391 00:10:32,967 --> 00:10:34,100 Some stranger putting his hands 392 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:35,433 All on her, getting prints all 393 00:10:35,433 --> 00:10:37,467 On her. 394 00:10:37,467 --> 00:10:38,867 Hello! 395 00:10:38,867 --> 00:10:40,933 [ sobbing ] Emergency, yeah, I 396 00:10:40,933 --> 00:10:42,633 Need to report a kidnapping. 397 00:10:42,633 --> 00:10:43,633 Yeah, I'll hold. 398 00:10:47,233 --> 00:10:48,100 Okay. Okay. 399 00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:51,233 Uh, her name is kitty payne. 400 00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:52,600 That's two "T"S. 401 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:54,433 Payne -- p-a-y-n-e. 402 00:10:54,433 --> 00:10:57,933 Curtis, hang that phone up. 403 00:10:57,933 --> 00:10:59,100 Now, you know either calvin got 404 00:10:59,100 --> 00:11:01,367 That bike or your guys are 405 00:11:01,367 --> 00:11:02,733 Playing a trick on you. 406 00:11:02,733 --> 00:11:04,067 Calvin. That's right. 407 00:11:04,067 --> 00:11:04,733 That's right. 408 00:11:04,733 --> 00:11:06,633 N-n-n-never mind. 409 00:11:08,233 --> 00:11:09,533 Calvin been eyeing kitty ever 410 00:11:09,533 --> 00:11:13,067 Since he -- he got that bike. 411 00:11:13,067 --> 00:11:14,300 He got my bike. 412 00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:15,733 I'm going down to the station. 413 00:11:15,733 --> 00:11:17,067 You right, baby. 414 00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:17,667 You right. 415 00:11:17,667 --> 00:11:18,333 [telephone rings] 416 00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:19,200 You right. 417 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:23,533 Curtis? 418 00:11:23,533 --> 00:11:27,067 Hello. 419 00:11:27,067 --> 00:11:29,467 What? 420 00:11:29,467 --> 00:11:34,433 They did what?! 421 00:11:34,433 --> 00:11:37,100 Are they all right? 422 00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:40,067 Okay. I'll be right down. 423 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:40,933 I'll be right -- I'll be right 424 00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:43,500 There. 425 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:47,967 What? What happened, curtis? 426 00:11:47,967 --> 00:11:48,933 Malik and kyle just got in 427 00:11:48,933 --> 00:11:52,200 An accident with my motorcycle. 428 00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:55,800 I'm going down to the hospital 429 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,167 To meet c.J. 430 00:11:57,167 --> 00:11:58,067 Curtis. 431 00:11:58,067 --> 00:11:59,133 Nicole's coming with jazmine. 432 00:11:59,133 --> 00:12:00,767 She'll be back. 433 00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:03,800 Oh, my god. 434 00:12:11,067 --> 00:12:12,900 Don't worry, ms. Ella. 435 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:13,700 Malik and kyle are gonna be 436 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,333 Fine. 437 00:12:15,333 --> 00:12:17,333 I'm praying that they are. 438 00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:18,400 Ooh! Ooh! 439 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:19,800 I saw this movie once where 440 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,133 A guy crashed his motorcycle 441 00:12:21,133 --> 00:12:22,167 Into a tree. 442 00:12:22,167 --> 00:12:23,067 Blood was everywhere. 443 00:12:23,067 --> 00:12:23,967 He didn't have no helmet, and he 444 00:12:23,967 --> 00:12:24,967 Was laying on the ground, 445 00:12:24,967 --> 00:12:25,667 Just -- just -- 446 00:12:25,667 --> 00:12:27,400 Calvin, please. Please. 447 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:29,267 That's enough. 448 00:12:29,267 --> 00:12:30,900 Yeah, cousin calvin, take it 449 00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:32,467 From me. 450 00:12:32,467 --> 00:12:35,933 Learn to be seen and not heard. 451 00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:42,067 Hey, oh! Come in, baby. 452 00:12:42,067 --> 00:12:43,100 I'm sorry. 453 00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:44,333 Oh, thank god you're okay. 454 00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:46,467 Malik, don't ever do anything 455 00:12:46,467 --> 00:12:47,600 This stupid again. 456 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,133 You could have killed yourself 457 00:12:49,133 --> 00:12:50,800 Or somebody else. 458 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:53,400 Auntie ella, I'm so sorry. 459 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:54,867 So am I. 460 00:12:54,867 --> 00:12:56,267 I-I-I'm tracie. Hi. 461 00:12:56,267 --> 00:12:57,700 I'm kyle's aunt. 462 00:12:57,700 --> 00:12:58,700 And I just wanted to say we are 463 00:12:58,700 --> 00:13:00,067 So sorry about everything that's 464 00:13:00,067 --> 00:13:01,567 Happened. 465 00:13:01,567 --> 00:13:04,300 And we -- say sorry, kyle. 466 00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:06,067 Yeah, mr. And mrs. Payne, 467 00:13:06,067 --> 00:13:06,767 Please don't be too mad at 468 00:13:06,767 --> 00:13:07,600 Malik. 469 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:09,300 Taking the bike was all my idea. 470 00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:10,800 It doesn't matter. 471 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,267 Malik, you know better. 472 00:13:12,267 --> 00:13:13,067 I'm glad you're okay, big 473 00:13:13,067 --> 00:13:14,167 Dawg. 474 00:13:14,167 --> 00:13:18,267 Yeah, me, too, big head. 475 00:13:18,267 --> 00:13:20,100 [ clears throat ] 476 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:23,200 Oh, tracie, this is nicole. 477 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:24,400 She's the assistant principal at 478 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:26,700 My kids' school. 479 00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:28,300 The assistant princip -- I'm 480 00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:29,100 Nicole. 481 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:32,067 I'm -- I'm his girlfriend. 482 00:13:32,067 --> 00:13:33,200 Nice to meet you. 483 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,833 You, too. 484 00:13:34,833 --> 00:13:36,533 Wait for me in the car. 485 00:13:36,533 --> 00:13:39,733 Hurry up. 486 00:13:39,733 --> 00:13:41,933 I'm so sorry about everything. 487 00:13:41,933 --> 00:13:42,967 It seems like ever since kyle's 488 00:13:42,967 --> 00:13:44,133 Mom turned to drugs, he's been 489 00:13:44,133 --> 00:13:46,367 Kind of acting out. 490 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,300 Um, yeah. 491 00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:49,433 I know what you mean. 492 00:13:49,433 --> 00:13:50,567 And, mr. Payne, I just wanted 493 00:13:50,567 --> 00:13:51,567 To thank you so much for not 494 00:13:51,567 --> 00:13:52,767 Pressing charges. 495 00:13:52,767 --> 00:13:53,733 Oh, but, believe me, he will be 496 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,300 Punished, and he's gonna pay you 497 00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:56,167 Back every cent, even if it 498 00:13:56,167 --> 00:13:57,533 Takes him 50 years. 499 00:13:57,533 --> 00:13:59,567 We can discuss it later. 500 00:13:59,567 --> 00:14:00,433 Well, it was nice to meet 501 00:14:00,433 --> 00:14:01,067 You, nicole. 502 00:14:01,067 --> 00:14:03,333 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 503 00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:05,700 Okay...Um, bye. 504 00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:06,500 Bye. 505 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:07,333 Good-bye. 506 00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:08,967 Bye, tracie. 507 00:14:08,967 --> 00:14:09,867 Well, take a good look, 508 00:14:09,867 --> 00:14:11,900 Malik, 'cause next time you see 509 00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:13,067 Your boogie buddy, you'll 510 00:14:13,067 --> 00:14:14,633 Probably be cellmates. 511 00:14:14,633 --> 00:14:17,133 Curtis. 512 00:14:17,133 --> 00:14:18,333 Okay, you two, go to bed. 513 00:14:24,633 --> 00:14:26,667 Good night. 514 00:14:34,267 --> 00:14:38,900 What? 515 00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:40,767 So, c.J., how are we gonna 516 00:14:40,767 --> 00:14:44,067 Handle this situation? 517 00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:44,933 I don't know. 518 00:14:44,933 --> 00:14:46,433 I'm trying to think of a really 519 00:14:46,433 --> 00:14:48,367 Severe punishment. 520 00:14:48,367 --> 00:14:50,333 Y'all hear? 521 00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:51,833 Did you hear what he said? 522 00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:52,700 Ella, that's what I'm talking 523 00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:54,500 About! 524 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,700 He's trying to think of a really 525 00:14:56,700 --> 00:14:58,400 Severe punishment. 526 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,633 Curtis, he is malik's father. 527 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,600 Let him handle it. 528 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:03,833 His form of discipline ain't 529 00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:05,700 Been working, ella. 530 00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:07,267 His -- what, what --alternative 531 00:15:07,267 --> 00:15:09,867 Discipline, it ain't worked for 532 00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,367 Jazmine, and it's not working 533 00:15:11,367 --> 00:15:12,533 For malik. 534 00:15:12,533 --> 00:15:13,733 I can handle my son. 535 00:15:13,733 --> 00:15:15,133 You darn gone skippy, you 536 00:15:15,133 --> 00:15:16,100 Gonna handle it. 537 00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:17,067 Curtis. 538 00:15:17,067 --> 00:15:17,833 'cause if you don't handle 539 00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,400 It, I will. 540 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:22,467 You all heard me? 541 00:15:22,467 --> 00:15:23,967 Curtis, this wouldn't have 542 00:15:23,967 --> 00:15:26,800 Even happened if you had not 543 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:27,700 Bought that bike in the first 544 00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:37,400 Place. 545 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:38,400 Aunt ella, I really don't 546 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:41,267 Know what to do about malik. 547 00:15:41,267 --> 00:15:43,067 Okay. Well, c.J., maybe like 548 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:46,167 Kyle, malik is just acting out 549 00:15:46,167 --> 00:15:46,967 Because of his mom's drug 550 00:15:46,967 --> 00:15:47,800 Addiction. 551 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:48,767 Oh, ella, please. 552 00:15:48,767 --> 00:15:49,633 That boy should be over that by 553 00:15:49,633 --> 00:15:50,400 Now. 554 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,233 Curtis, there is no time 555 00:15:51,233 --> 00:15:52,300 Frame for you to be over your 556 00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:54,600 Mama being addicted to drugs. 557 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:55,400 Maybe malik just needs to 558 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:56,533 Go to counseling. 559 00:15:56,533 --> 00:15:57,467 Maybe malik needs to go to 560 00:15:57,467 --> 00:15:58,700 Jail. 561 00:15:58,700 --> 00:15:59,633 Oh, no. 562 00:15:59,633 --> 00:16:00,533 You don't want him mixed up in 563 00:16:00,533 --> 00:16:01,400 The criminal-justice system, do 564 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:02,167 You? 565 00:16:02,167 --> 00:16:03,167 Nothing else seems to work, 566 00:16:03,167 --> 00:16:04,667 Baby -- "Alternative 567 00:16:04,667 --> 00:16:05,633 Discipline." 568 00:16:05,633 --> 00:16:07,067 Well, he's not going to jail. 569 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,400 [doorbell rings] 570 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,900 Get that, baby. 571 00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:13,500 Think again. 572 00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:15,133 Hey, good afternoon. 573 00:16:15,133 --> 00:16:17,067 Does malik payne live here? 574 00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:18,400 Can I help you? 575 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:19,433 Well, yes, we have a warrant 576 00:16:19,433 --> 00:16:21,100 For his arrest. 577 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:23,967 Well, uh, what? 578 00:16:23,967 --> 00:16:24,633 I'm his father. 579 00:16:24,633 --> 00:16:25,933 What - what is this about? 580 00:16:25,933 --> 00:16:26,800 Malik's been charged with 581 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:27,833 Grand theft auto and reckless 582 00:16:27,833 --> 00:16:28,667 Endangerment. 583 00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:30,067 By who? 584 00:16:30,067 --> 00:16:33,900 Uh, mr. Curtis payne. 585 00:16:33,900 --> 00:16:36,300 Curtis, I don't believe this. 586 00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:37,167 Uncle curtis, tell me this is 587 00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:38,133 A joke. 588 00:16:38,133 --> 00:16:39,833 Do you see me laughing? 589 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:43,400 Malik! 590 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,233 You need to go with that nice 591 00:16:44,233 --> 00:16:47,200 Officer over there. 592 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,300 M-malik's going to jail? 593 00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:51,067 No. 594 00:16:51,067 --> 00:16:51,900 Sir, is there somebody else I 595 00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:52,867 Can talk to? 596 00:16:52,867 --> 00:16:54,467 It's out of my hands. 597 00:16:54,467 --> 00:16:55,200 You can take care of it 598 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,167 Down at the precinct. 599 00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:57,067 Dad, please don't let them 600 00:16:57,067 --> 00:16:57,933 Take me to jail. 601 00:16:57,933 --> 00:16:58,933 I don't want to go. Please! 602 00:16:58,933 --> 00:16:59,767 Don't -- don't worry, son. 603 00:16:59,767 --> 00:17:00,600 Don't worry. Don't worry. 604 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:01,433 Just go with the nice officer, 605 00:17:01,433 --> 00:17:02,133 Okay? 606 00:17:02,133 --> 00:17:03,667 I'm-a be right behind you, okay? 607 00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:05,200 I'll be right behind you. 608 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,067 Uncle curtis, I said I was 609 00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,200 Sorry. 610 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,500 Curtis, you've made your 611 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:09,767 Point. 612 00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:12,067 You don't have to do this. 613 00:17:12,067 --> 00:17:12,867 Ella, he should've thought 614 00:17:12,867 --> 00:17:15,200 About that before he stole the 615 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,633 Motorcycle. 616 00:17:16,633 --> 00:17:17,467 Uncle curtis, you done some 617 00:17:17,467 --> 00:17:18,767 Mean things in your life, but 618 00:17:18,767 --> 00:17:21,200 This is too much! 619 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,700 Jazmine, go to your room till I 620 00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:23,400 Get back. 621 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:24,233 Everything is going to be all 622 00:17:24,233 --> 00:17:25,433 Right, okay? 623 00:17:25,433 --> 00:17:26,267 I'll be there in a second, 624 00:17:26,267 --> 00:17:27,133 Baby. 625 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:27,833 Hold on, c.J. 626 00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:28,667 I'm-a come with you. 627 00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:29,633 Let's go, son. 628 00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:30,633 I said I was sorry. 629 00:17:35,067 --> 00:17:36,633 Pops, you wrong. 630 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,600 First you buy that stupid 631 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:53,200 Motorcycle. 632 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,300 And then you have my nephew 633 00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:57,400 Brought up on charges? 634 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,467 What kind of man are you, 635 00:17:58,467 --> 00:18:00,233 Curtis? 636 00:18:00,233 --> 00:18:02,600 Ella, please, baby. 637 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:03,433 Now, come on. 638 00:18:03,433 --> 00:18:04,367 Something got to be done about 639 00:18:04,367 --> 00:18:05,467 That boy, and you know they 640 00:18:05,467 --> 00:18:06,400 Ain't gonna do nothing but give 641 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,700 Him a slap on the wrist. 642 00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:09,433 And, look, we need to do 643 00:18:09,433 --> 00:18:11,067 Something now. 644 00:18:11,067 --> 00:18:12,100 If we don't do it now, he's 645 00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:16,200 Gonna end up in jail or dead. 646 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,833 You know what? 647 00:18:18,833 --> 00:18:20,267 Get out. 648 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,100 Get out. 649 00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:25,200 All right. All right. 650 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,100 I'm-a leave. I'm-a go. 651 00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:28,067 I'm-a go because you need a 652 00:18:28,067 --> 00:18:29,967 Minute to calm down. 653 00:18:29,967 --> 00:18:31,133 But I guarantee you, when you 654 00:18:31,133 --> 00:18:32,500 Calm down, you gonna see my 655 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:33,467 Point. 656 00:18:33,467 --> 00:18:36,833 Curtis, I want you to get out 657 00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:39,200 And never come back. 658 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:39,900 [ scoffs ] 659 00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:41,200 [ imitates curtis' scoff ] 660 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:41,900 I bet you call -- 661 00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:43,133 Get out! 662 00:18:52,267 --> 00:18:54,900 [ sobbing softly ] 663 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:58,733 Okay.